Did You Know That...

Roy, the coy boy eating beans of soy, plays with his new toy with joy?

Lean Gene, who has a clean gleam of a machine, loves to dream of drinking Jim Beam?

Jane Gane, who lives on Maine Lane, loves rain and pain and keeps herself sane with 'cain in her vein?

No Name has a game that's lame but just the same, he came to mame a dame with fame?

A chime is like a rhyme? It takes time for a mime to climb a lime for a dime? Is that a crime?

A man with lots of loot, wearing a suit and only one boot, took a toot and said, "Shoot, pull me by the root!"?

Sam listens to Wham! in 'Nam and jams with a girl named Pam, who says, "Damn!", when she has to eat ham with jam? -- Ma'am, how about trying lamb with yam!

Professor Jot and his wife, Dot, thought not of the pot they bought? They sought lots tied in knots.

I bet the vet that my pet would get wet if set by the net? I haven't met my debt, yet.

Folks!, it's no joke. Try revoking a toke and you'll choke smoke?

Four gory whores tore down my front door roaring, "More, more! We're hardcore!"?

It's queer to fear a new year without beer? Veer away the tears, go sit on a pier with your dear and cheer from ear to ear...There's another year!

I'm perked? Had to work. Wanna burst. So mad, I cursed. What a jerk! This is the worst.

Miss Wyde died? She lied in a tide and went for a ride. Oh, how she cried!

On a gay day in May, in Santa Fe, Ray and Kay lay in the hay to smoke a jay? Nearby, horses neigh, "Say, Ray! Which way today."

Mel, who had a bad smell, rang a bell to tell Nell he fell in a well and went to hell?

Gary had a sister named Mary? She was so hairy they thought she was a fairy, but she fucked a guy named Larry and was married by a priest named Harry.